#5 Gravity Is Just A Bunch of
Dear Mr. Einstein, you might have been a genius, but not as great as the modern flat Earth theorists. They are aware that your gravity theory can’t work if our planet is flat, which is why they decided to put you in the category of people lying to us, right alongside NASA and various governments. Instead of your theory that all objects emit an invisible force attracting other objects towards themselves, they’ve decided to claim that the Earth is flying upwards! Yes, the planet is accelerating upwards at the exact speed of 9.81 m/s, and that is the explanation why all objects you threw into the air fall on the ground with this speed. They didn’t offer an explanation on what will happen when the Earth run out of space to go up.